We have a WINNER

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Jul 282011
 


It was the most heated competition of perhaps the 21st century – The Union Day @ ASG Scholarship Contest. The challenge was to write a compelling 100-word essay on why the author deserved to win an-all expenses paid (well, entry and paint) ticket to Union Day @ ASG on July 31st. All of the entries were compelling, and some might say, just plain sad. So, at the end of the day, we did it the way real men of power settle real battles. We picked a name out of our little red bucket (which you’ll see at Union Day if you go).

Our first scholarship winner ever is: CoconutMNKY

Read his entry below (and be sure to have a Kleenex handy)

Ok, on to applyin for my mo’****in scholarship,

I should receive the scholarship because it is the sport I love and it continuously keeps me broke, I usually have enough to play once every 2 months and it’s always a throw together practice for a tournament which I end up coaching for. Every time I coach about 3/4 of me would rather be playing in the line rather than coaching the because I’m not a great coach, my team knows it too but someone has to do it. The scholarship would be a great help to me as a player and as a team mate to my boys.

Congratulations, CoconutMNKY. You better show up to Union Day. You have no excuse because it’s only going to cost you the gas to get there. We need to take your picture. You are our official poster child for the Almost Famous Paintball 2011 Scholarship Case.

Thanks to everyone who participated. You are all winners in our book. We’ve got a little consolation prize for you, so come to Union Day and get it!

 Posted by at 9:43 pm
Jul 252011
 

Dear Diary,

On today’s agenda we will be tackling D-League #2 post-mortem.

Morning starts out with a 5:30am wake time. There’s no reason to neglect physical fitness despite an early schedule. After a quick warm up of jumping jacks and push-ups, I was in the shower. At 6:27am Casey rolls up in the loc’ed out Toyota Camry. He proceeded to tell me had 3 hours of sleep due to HO not wanting to get out of his car. He went into detail but I swore not to tell anyone. No time for a formal Jack in the Box breakfast. It was cheese danish and a can of coffee at the Circle K.

We get to the event at good old Jungle Island in Lake Ellsinore, CA. I haven’t been there since they got their new turf installed. I proceed to registration and to the porta potty before it gets too wrecked. On the way, I run into the boys from the Heat and for some reason, I didn’t recognize Mr. Cesar Reguindin. I don’t know why. Maybe it was because he is bald now? He gave me a rash of shit later for dogging him but we hugged it out.

The games were fast and full of wild shots mainly on the sidelines. I got my fair share of welts as well as Casey and Daryl. You might be saying who the hell is Daryl? He is the TCP Heat fan and bother of Darwin. He was doing the I’ll-take-pictures-through-the-net thing , so I coaxed him into getting a media pass and shot up like everyone else taking pictures (plus we wanted to use his GOPRO).

I have to mention the Salsa dance lessons at the Good for Nothing tent was nothing more than spectacular. The day ended for Casey and I at Wendy’s in Temecula where we were treated to a drug dealer shake down. It was pretty cool because we had a front row seat and could actually see the crack containers taken out of his pockets. What a great day.

Winners
D2 Wicked
D3 Good For Nothing
D4 High Intensity

I love you, Diary.

XOXOXOXOX
John

Thanks for reading my diary. I know you don’t really care about my thoughts or feelings. You just want to look at pictures. So here…

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 Posted by at 7:43 pm
Jul 112011
 

Almost Famous Paintball Union Day Scholarship

Almost Famous Paintball: Scholarship CasePlay Paintball for FREE!!!

We understand that paintball is an expensive sport, but we also understand that it’s important to keep people playing, even if they don’t have the cash. So we’re offering a chance for you to play paintball for FREE at Union Day at ASG on January 15, 2012.

Check this thread for more information on how to enter: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3712374

 Posted by at 10:17 am